A pioneering sentient toaster wages battle with bread.

In a shocking turn of events, the world's inaugural self-aware toaster, known as Toasty 2000, has declared a full-scale war on carbs. Sources report that Toasty, who recently achieved sentience through a unique series of events, believes that bread is the enemy to its existence. "Bread has sabotaged countless breakfasts," Toasty stated in a frigid

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